How to Identify a Mathematician

One fine afternoon, the king and his poet decided to take a ride in the balloon. As they flew over beautiful valleys and hills, they lost track of where they were, and soon landed in a field in a village they had never seen before.

They saw an absent-minded man pass by, and asked him where they were. The man replied "Well of course, you are in a balloon!". The poet said "He must be a mathematician. What he says is exact, and useless."

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