Hey I just got home from @#%@# work. How was your day?
Mine was terrible. Lots of ##$$@ demanding clients.
I could sure use a good walk to relax. 
That would be a real #$%&# treat.
Then, maybe we can get some @$@#$ dinner.
Do you think you would be up for that? a walk and dinner?
That's nice! What a good dog!
It's good to come home to a loyal companion.